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lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

7 minutes ago · 181,090 notes

"Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex."(via buddhistbabe)

9 minutes ago · 101,370 notes

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

13 minutes ago · 305,788 notes

in-love-with-gay-milk:

hi:

how to have a great start to your day

step 1:

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step 2:

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step 3:

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Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.

13 minutes ago · 128,485 notes